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Blowjob Susan 

A female who gives blowjobs easily, but never has sex. Most Blowjob Susan's are virgins.
John: Lacey has been all over me tonight. I'm definately gonna bang her.
Paul: Blades tried to hit that last weekend. He had her naked in his bed, but couldn't get past a little sucky sucky. Face it, she's just a Blowjob Susan.
Blowjob Susan by Davey T October 22, 2007
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Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.
Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob
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blowing farts 

Time spent not really doing anything in particular; wasting time.
Even though Shawn had a big deadline to meet for work, he spent the weekend around the house blowing farts.
blowing farts by CubanGoat December 21, 2008

Blowing Snow

Damn we were just chillin at home blowing snow all day.
Blowing Snow by Mrs. Missy January 14, 2008
An over the top excellent male orgasm carried out by having one's cock sucked by another person in a thrilling inconspicuous location, or under unusual or daring circumstances.
Jill gave Jack the best Blowgasm ever in his VW on Route 66. He couldn't keep his eyes open as he came. She was so surprised at the intensity of his orgasm, that she coughed and much of his cum dripped into the cup holder.
Blowgasm by 22guy April 20, 2009
Another way to say blow job. Used in the movie "i Love you Man"
I don't want to talk about getting bloweys from my girlfriend.
blowey by pnaymer February 8, 2010
The act of putting a balloon, water balloon size preferably, in another persons anus and then blowing it up with mouth or straw until it pops, causing extensive amounts of pleasure.
"What happened to jimmy?"
"I don't know, ever since that blowbob at that party he received, he hasn't been the same."
blowbob by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013