The Greatest College Weekend in America

University of Texas at Austin's Round Up Weekend is often called the Greatest College Weekend in America or even the world.

Starting Thursday nights and continuing until Sunday, RoundUp is primarily hosted by greek life with students from around the country visiting West Campus in Austin, buying wrist bands and tickets like any big name music festival (such as local ACL), and waiting in lines that stretch street corners to get into Bar Tabs and Parties alike. The Greatest College Weekend in America sold as many as 15,000 tickets to students in a single year, and all the proceeds go to charities.

The parties and drunken debauchery doesn't stop with some students forgoing sleep (something UT students are very familiar with) to keep the party going. It's common for fraternities to hire big name and up and coming artists to play concerts for their parties. This includes B.O.B., Riff Raff, Shwayze, and Travis Porter. They also commonly get big sponsorships and team up with other greek orgs to afford the events, alcohol, private security, bar tenders, etc.

There is nothing like it at any other college in the world, and there probably never will be.

Headlines and Bylines about it include: "UT's Round Up Will Make You Want To Transfer Schools" and "Weekends come and go, but this is one unlike any other"

Bro-den: Have you see the line to get a band for the ___ Party!?
Bro-seff: Of Course! It goes halfway down Rio.
Bro-den: I have a friend who got me a band and I'm bring my homie from high school
Bro-seff: Did he fly in?
Bro-den: Of course, how could he not!? It's going to be The Greatest College Weekend in America

The Greatest College Weekend in America by TheRamblerRuinsEverything April 6, 2022

American Football 

I like American Football. It combines my two other favourite sports - cricket and rugby.

One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.

The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.

On field banter from a typical american football game:
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."

American Football by Turkurbentu April 7, 2009

american african 

An african who has taken on all the culture of a an african american.Has devloped an american twang that any Texan would be proud off and always mistakes lagos with las vegas Talks about popping a cap in your ass when not long ago i was buying "feed the world" to keep the kid in grain and sacks for clothes. Calls himself bob and the 30 other names and alias he may have in order to be one step ahead of uncle sam Can be found in any internet cafe anywhere!!!! rarely found in a voting booth

Hey man how ya doing? AM Hank oudisieudi-gambirti- Williams am a american african

american african by dmgw February 26, 2007

American 

geography lesson for all you fucktards:
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America is a country.It is short for the United States of America
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North America is a continent.
South America is a continent.
Antarctica is a continent.
Africa is a continent.
Europe is a continent.
Asia is a continent.
Australia is both a continent and a nation.
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If someone says "hey let's go to America" , they mean the USA!
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If they don't mean the USA then it's too vague.Do they mean North America , or South America?
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North and South are part of the name of these continents in order to distinguish one from the other just like how America (the USA) and Canada have two different names so as to distinguish two different countries from eachother with two different names.
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Lay off the crack you fucktards.

Someone from the country America is an American.
Someone from the continent of North America is North American.Someone from the continent of South America is South American.
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DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

American by stoned out of my gourd December 28, 2005

America 

The world's sole superpower that every other country loves to hate based on stereotypes and a horrible president, yet people don't realize that this country is known for also being diverse. Also, despite bad things about the country, there are some good things too, like every other country on Earth.

NEGATIVE
Bob: "I love America."
Todd: "Shut up and go eat your Mcdonald's. Fat, white, idiotic bastard."

POSITIVE
Bob: "I love America."
Todd: "Yeah, it isn't too bad. The people are nice and some of my favorite music was created in the country, including Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, and House music."

America by mhavas703 December 28, 2007

The Great American Challange 

The Great American Challange
1.an insanely large dildo(assorted colors) that is 10 inches in diameter and 2-1/2 feet long packaged in an american flag box emblazoned with the words "The Great American Challange"

2. a hilarious inside joke originating in Bradenton, Florida when one friend told another of a humongus purple dildo at a local "XTC" shop that was labelled "The Great American Challange" and packaged in an american flag box just because of its immense size

1.mary's vagina is so loose, ill bet she could handle "the Great American Challange"

2.Mike: "hey william, do you want to take "The Great American Challange?"
William: "Hell yeah!"
Mike: "Haha! you're a faggot!"

The Great American Challange by RedHorse January 12, 2008

America 

The most powerful, wealthy, technologically advanced country on Earth. It is also among the most hated nations, mostly because it rejects altruism and makes everyone else look bad.

France, 1880: "America will never be a cultural center."

America invents television.

France, 1920: America will never be a military power.

America drives the NAZI's from Western Europe(including France) and the Japanese from the Pacific Ocean.

France, 1950:"War is stupid, only losers take part in them. America is a backward, barbaric country."

America by Jon, The Troof March 5, 2011