momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.

“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”

by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional

-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.

by NuteeProf January 14, 2021

SH-Block

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.

"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"

by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018

shout my block out

Tell my business; gossip; talk shit;

Way to shout my block out, Jenn! You didn’t need to repeat that!

Thanks Scott! Now everyone knows my business! You didn’t need to shout my block out like that.

by SlinkyCatJenn February 21, 2023

Block 08

Block 08 is located at the outskirts of Eleusis, Greece and consists of around 10 neighborhoods in total all considered to be one of the most anarchist quarters of West Attica. The criminality rate of this district rises rapidly year by year due to the lack of police authority.

Hey dude have you ever been in Block 08?

Yes and I'm not ever stepping a foot again, I got robbed last time.

I almost got mugged! Can you believe that?

by BLOCK 08 October 10, 2021

poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea

The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

The dummy on the block

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB

Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block

by Dummy on the block February 28, 2021