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Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.
by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023
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Retard

Guy: Have you heard about that Cobie girl?
Girl: Ye, she’s such a retard
by Topshagger619 January 31, 2020
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Retard

"Daaaaaaaamn he a retard"
by 7Qores February 21, 2022
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Retard

1. A conservative or libertarian posting opinions heavily and transparently favoring millionaires and oligarchs.
2. A Trump or Elon simp.
Person 1: "I don't think millionaires should pay taxes do you?". "Nowhere in the constitution is democracy mentioned". "I'm boycotting any company which has boycotted twitter since Elon took over".
Person 2: "F*ck off retard!".
by Penis Kneivel November 4, 2022
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Retard

A name for a fuckhead at school. Also, you can use retarded instead. Never tell your teacher that they are a retard or call them retarded, you will get in sooo much trouble.
by Abi_GachaWolf October 19, 2018
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Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 November 2, 2020
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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
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