Blockborg 

The correct way to say "bloxburg"
Used by our bread king himself

Welcome to Blockborg

Blockborg by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020

Blockuments 

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.

Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.

Blockuments by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022

Lead Blocker

A large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. Similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.

Chris: I've been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how'd you get drinks so fast?

Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.

Chris: She's quite the battering ram.

Lead Blocker by ckwon December 27, 2011

Booty blocker 

The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.

I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.

Booty blocker by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

sock blocked by MylesMad May 8, 2015

snot blocking 

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.

The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.

snot blocking by Declan8 May 20, 2016

ciroc blocked 

The act of rejecting an ambitious attempt at stealing one's alcohol at a club booth venue.

Homie: "Ayo that bitch tried sippin' on our shit, so I slapped the drink out her hand"

Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."

ciroc blocked by deezermandems December 25, 2018