monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023

nut blood

Blood infused semen due to infection, disease or cancer in the genitourinary system.

Person 1:Did you hear about his nut blood?
Person 2: what's nut blood?!
Person 1: boy oh boy do I have a story for you.

by 69hqrry69 November 17, 2018

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

Oreo Nut

Someone who is absolutely wondeful, blissful, and amazing. He/she is stunningly gorgeous and overall perfect. Dont let an oreo nut go, for you will regret it. You even regret little arguments. KEEP AN OREO NUT AT ALL COSTS

She is my oreo nut<3

by Alrightytighty04 June 26, 2019

transition nut

When you cum during the transition sequence of a pornographic film or cumming while porn starts switch positions.

Man that would have been a great jerk of session if I didn't transition nut!

by Ahab2727 May 30, 2018

Scatter nut

A shotgun blast like cumshot or nutting while running in fear.

Her daddy came into the room and I scatter nutted on her face

by Foul mouth farmer January 29, 2020