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Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl
Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!
by Handrup May 11, 2021
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The Floyd Monster

A paranormal creature that the convicted felon and cultural icon, George Floyd was reborn into. Though it’s purpose is unknown, it has been seen in the south sides of Chicago preying on little black boys and girls. Conspiracy theorists believe that he does this to take vengeance on his people for ruining his image after his death.
by chinknigster July 12, 2021
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Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
by TY the OG September 17, 2021
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Walking with Monsters

Anybody wanna watch walking with monsters?
by The Stink Bucket September 26, 2021
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big fat tiddie monster

A very big and fat tiddie monster who is very big and fat.
Damien is a big fat tiddie monster.
by Ur big fat mother October 30, 2021
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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