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Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!
I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!
by gogogreen September 17, 2007
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swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 30, 2016
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cock pants

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023
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Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.
"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"
by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025
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jimmy jam pimp pants

the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods
james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants
by literallyricky November 24, 2022
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pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.
by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014
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Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.
by Joke65 October 11, 2015
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