Duval St. Dead 

A term for the condition of the alcoholic population of Key West after a wild night, typically found asleep on the sidewalks of Duval St. or on the docks near Mallory Square.

"Man, I drove in to Key West this morning and I could've sworn I saw a dead guy on the side of the road."

"Nah, he wasn't dead, he was just Duval St. Dead."

Duval St. Dead by AdmiralSpiffy August 8, 2009

maki die dead 

Total knock out; unconscious; asleep; crashed.

I was so tired after a long day of surfing that I came home and I was maki die dead.

maki die dead by Kauai Boy April 16, 2009

Kicking the dead horse 

Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.

Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir

Kicking the dead horse by NewfoundlandYeti October 19, 2009

Balls deep in a dead penguin 

A really shitty situation

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "

Balls deep in a dead penguin by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014

DIS (DEAD IN SPACE) 

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!

Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)

DIS (DEAD IN SPACE) by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2012

facebook dead 

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.

Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!

facebook dead by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012

Ball-Dead 

The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.

Jerry made me ball-dead!!!

Ball-Dead by Adb1002 December 13, 2017