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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.
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zoop

a greeting for online chatting. the correct response is poooz.
dufus: zoop!
dorkus: pooz! you feeling like grabbing a pint?
by drive October 2, 2003
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zooped

by Anna’a conscience July 7, 2018
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Zoop

its thats feeling you get after someone pokes you in teh back of the neck and you flinch like amillion times cuz thats the spot where your really sensitive and ..yea
::pokes psycho John in neck and watches him fall and squirm for like 10 minutes::
by Tana December 28, 2003
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National Zoophile Rights Day

National Zoophile Rights Day occurs on June 31st. Look forward to the day on your calendar!
Tomorrow is National Zoophile Rights Day!
by racpails June 17, 2023
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zoop

A very efficient time filler that sounds better and more professional then "ummm" or "like."
Sally wouldn't stop stuttering and kept saying "zoop" it sounded better the um though...
by Megaroo Smith May 7, 2009
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Zwoopee

Oh yeah ! I think I'm.... Mmh... ZWOOPEE !!!
by FearTheZwoopee April 22, 2020
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