Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.

WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.

by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019

zack

the most amazing guy in the world. he always makes people happy and everyone loves him. hes caring and sweet. zack is the most gorgeous guy you'll ever meet. ilovehim.

did you hear about zack?

yeahh, hes amazing.

by (: you'll never guess. December 28, 2009

zucked

n. When Facebook makes an unwarranted change to their policies or layout that everyone hates.

A: What the hell is this new picture viewer all about?
B: Yeah, we just got zucked again.

by BillonBass March 1, 2011

zacke

He has usually very big balls but a fucking small penis. Also a ginger nigger

Look that dude is a zacke

by Afiestypotater66 April 15, 2018

wacky zacky

Ron Zacapa Centenario Rum from Guatamala, charachterized by the royal palm wapper around the bottle...and the fact that is goes down so easy that getting drunk or "wacky" from it is almost a certainty...

"Ay yo Sonny...you want a shot of JW or Remy?"

"Neither, just gimme some of that Wacky Zacky you're hiding behind the bar"

by the gabba goul August 29, 2005

zack-o

extreamly pleasurable sex.

patrick: me and camille had zack-o lastnight
zack: me and her did that lastweek.
patrick: wow

by camille denney harris August 13, 2006

zuck

To fuck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.

Don't zuck your cofounder man or Don't zuck me please.

by Call911 October 16, 2014