Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017

Zooted

Adj.

To be tripping your balls off

Nigga I'm ficking zooted

by the normal guy March 11, 2018

Zooted

To be muscular or beefy

Dude you been hittin the gym, you look zooted!

by Mmmmmaaatttttp April 15, 2016

The Zoots

Similiar to the spins for when you are too drunk, but instead a term used for having a bad high/ getting sick after smoking weed

Dude, i cant smoke anymore im totes aboutta have the zoots.

by Mkate732 September 14, 2016

Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017