by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.
by MashaToka December 15, 2018

“ah it’s that quiet Zach kid. only talks in the gc”
“ugh, why does he talk so short irl but holds whole convos in gc”
“ugh, why does he talk so short irl but holds whole convos in gc”
by lol.lemons January 5, 2019

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
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by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019
