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Zach

Dude...why are you being so Zach?”
by dangdevin July 30, 2018
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Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".
"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"
by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021
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zach

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.
Zach is perfect for me!
by MashaToka December 15, 2018
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Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you
He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
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Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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Zach

He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
Zach just touched a guys dick.
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019
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