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Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".
"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"
by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021
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Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019
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zach

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.
Zach is perfect for me!
by MashaToka December 15, 2018
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Zach

by Fuckubitch January 17, 2020
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Zach

the quietest prick of them all
“ah it’s that quiet Zach kid. only talks in the gc
“ugh, why does he talk so short irl but holds whole convos in gc”
by lol.lemons January 5, 2019
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Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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Zach

He has nigger face and sucks 12 in cock
Man he’s totally a Zachary cause he’s gay
by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019
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