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Dead dog yoga pose 

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.
All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.
Dead dog yoga pose by BrittneyB November 28, 2015
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The Devil's Yoga 

Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.
The Devil's Yoga by Big Poopie August 28, 2018

HOT MONKEY YOGA 

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.
HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.

HOT MONKEY YOGA 

Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)
HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.

Commode-a-yoga

After learning yoga I found that performing some of the poses while having bowel movements help with the evacuation process.
Constipation has not been an issue since I started implementing commode-a-yoga.
Commode-a-yoga by anonymous February 16, 2026

Cornish Hardcore Yoga

When you clamp your asshole shut and shove D batteries up it and do 3 hours of yoga, eating fiber-heavy meals inbetween each session
“Have you been participating in Cornish Hardcore Yoga like your doctor told you to?”