cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

Street Yoga

When a person is thrown from any moving vehicle, but usually a motorcycle, and proceeds to tumble like a ragdoll down the road. Can also be used when talking about bicycle or skateboard accidents.

Buddy was splitting traffic at a 100 mph, when he hit a car and... STREET YOGA!

by Tooncez April 2, 2024

Street yoga

When a person is thrown from a moving vehicle, usually a motorcycle, and is hurled down the street failing and twisting like a ragdoll. Can also refer to bicycle or skateboard accidents as well.

Buddy was splitting traffic at 100mph, hit a car and did street yoga for two blocks.

by Tooncez April 2, 2024

Yoga

A Hindu form of breathing exercise, which includes meditation and spiritual practices, whose allegedly “protective” properties could shield someone from the coronavirus—a pseudoscientific cure promoted by no other than nationalistic Indian Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, and his gang of “corona gurus.”

Just as the American ex-president promoted disinfectants and UV light as corona cures to his millions of diehard supporters, the Indian prime minister is now touting yoga as a spiritual cure against Covid-19 and the deadlier “Delta” variant to his hardcore BJP supporters.

by MathPlus June 21, 2021