Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

youth-blaster

one who sexually corrupts youths.

"your mom's a youth-blaster, your mom's a fuckin disaster"

by Lord Mzok April 5, 2004

Youth Group

The super most awesome place to go. It’s full of fun games, great discussion, amazing friendships and worship. It’s a way to find your place in your community and even the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. The friends there (if you can find a good Youth Group obviously) are great and you can feel free to open up and rely on them. It’s practically the best thing ever. Besides the One.

Often abbreviated as YG or yg.

Me: Hey, Youth Group is tonight!
My cool friends: YAY!!!! YOUTH GROUP IS THE BEST I’M SO EXCITED!!!
Me: I understand!

by Him4Life&Life4Him June 27, 2022

youthamism

a turn of phrase used by young people that other young people understand that makes absolutely no sense to adults.

kid 1: "I'm trippin balls man"
kid 2: "Whats crackin"
kid 1: "everything was butter til I got the ass at work, now I'm so barren I gotta co-pilot that rave on Sunday"
kid 2: "such a burke"

Translation from youthamism's to real english "Im going crazy" - "whats the problem" - "Welll, everything was fine until I lost my job, now I can't afford any drugs for the party on the weekend" - "haha, sucked in you cunt"

by paddy mac January 22, 2010

Sonic Youth

Good, somewhat overrated alternative band. Most people hear about the band before hearing any of their music. They're often talked about by music snobs or posers.

Sonic Youth influenced Nirvana and Kurt Cobain.

by skinner likes dogfood February 19, 2005

youthanize

Putting down a stupid child who behaves so badly that he deserves to die.

"These children are f*cking up my class! I'm going to youthanize these animals!"

by ColdBeerWarmGun May 22, 2010

condom free youth

Condom free youth(or sometimes called the the "condom free youth crew") is a brotherhood originated in western, new york(716 area code)that hates using condoms. Their main goal is to have unprotected sex with as many virgins as possible(although usually they are not virgins), all of which using the raw dogging method. The crew lives condom free, drug free, god free, and usually even sock free. They all take pride in the fact that their unprotected dogg was inside a girls vulnerable birth canal.

Durring the 1970's most of the condom free youth crew member's penises actually fell off. Most of the 70's to 80's era condom free youth crew founders were unfortunately victims to crack-cocaine and heroin abuse, so they didn't think much about what babes they selected to "get with". To prevent future"dogg rot" cases, it is now mandatory that you are straightedge/hardcore, or have at least one "X" tattoo.

It is extremely controversial as to who actually belongs to the "condom free youth crew", and the actual number is unknown. One must also take into consideration that just because you have been raw dogging a girl, that simply does NOT make you a "member" in the condom free youth crew. As of 2008, the ones who are the most "down" with their crew have been getting "condom free youth crew" tats. The most common spot for the tattoo is across their throat, the second most common spot is actually on their penis.

jerald-"hey dude, see that new trojan commercial?"
hussein-"condom free youth crew man, fuck condies.

ice cream shop dude-"who wants a frosty dick pop!?!?!"
innocent little kid-"YO, ARE YOU IN THE CFYC?"

by snaggletoothnigga November 27, 2009