yo wtf
Richard : Word on the street is that Monica sent Jonah nudes .
Carlos : yo wtf . watch her ass get exposed rq
Carlos : yo wtf . watch her ass get exposed rq
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yo momma
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"
"Yo momma"
"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"
"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
"Yo momma"
"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"
"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
yo momma by Mrs. Schnider February 24, 2004
Yo why the fuck my peepee hard
Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
Yo why the fuck my peepee hard by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018
Yo Dick My Dick
A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.
When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.
This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.
This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)
Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)
Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
Yo Dick My Dick by Tretiak! December 1, 2019
Yo Oli
Yo Oli by 𝓨𝓸 𝓸𝓵𝓲 𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓽𝓮 June 15, 2020
Yo Mama Reflex
Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
Yo Mama Reflex by Swid January 12, 2006