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woody (name)

man thot of the century. enjoys pointy bras with lace
girl 1: ugh Woody (name) is in my math class
girl 2: ew that man thot? disgustang,,
by lilthot42 September 18, 2018
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work woody

Getting an erreciton at work
Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody
by LewyLew July 13, 2017
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Woody

A well known challenge in West Yorkshire to stay awake for 4 days then sleep for 22hours straight. Only rule must wear £3 clothes
by Stiner wild July 8, 2024
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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Poody woody

A term of adoration for a poodle dog.
Who’s that Poody woody?!
by Poodylover1234 November 17, 2023
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Woody

A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.
by HumanPerson7482 April 20, 2019
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Woody

An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.
Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .
by Taker of shit 6969 February 29, 2020
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