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Stomach Worker

An absolute dumbass of a person. Their iq is definately lower than their age and they have made no accomplishments during their lives at all. They are doomed to work in the stomach as they are too fucking stupid to work anywhere else.
Fuck oi Finn's such a stomach worker, absolute useless cunt.
by Phuckz June 9, 2021
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Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.
Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!
by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025
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Beef Worker

The art of giving great oral pleasure by sucking the “beef”
she is a real deal “beef worker

she sucked the shit out my dick.. she a real “beef worker”
by bigdaddyburgerbar July 18, 2024
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worker's block

A psychological inability to bring oneself to do work, particularly for one's employer.
"Man, I did nothing but play foosball all day today. I have a bad case of worker's block."
by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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Red Collar Worker

Someone who works as a social media influencer, due to the red in the YouTube logo.
Charlie Kirk was a red collar worker because he makes online content.
by hanballector September 12, 2025
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worker's rhythm

establishment of a working 'pace' at a job, usually performing boring repetitive tasks that can be done in ones' sleep!! one can simply 'tune out', while still perfectly performing the job. you show up a eight, go into your 'trance', look up; and the clock reads 4:30p!

a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'

this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
got a new job! its' going to be a while before i 'learn the job' and get back my worker's rhythm!

mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!

working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
by michael foolsley September 8, 2012
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