shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.

Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"

by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010

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weight

Often referred to as 'sinkers' in Australia, weight is what you put on your fishing line when you go fishing.

Hey Jark, have you got any weights?

by Garvin Institute February 19, 2011

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weigh

When someone looks at you from head to toe repeatedly. Usually to see if someone is worth your time or downright stupid. All in all...
It's a rude gesture

A: The most popular girl in school weighed me when l told her she looked gwash.
B: She is a shallow little which!!!

by Nesy!!! June 23, 2016

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to lose weight

(verb) to take shits; to lose weight via shitting out the asshole.

I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.

Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.

Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008

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weightlifter

1. (n.) One who lifts weights, usually in an attempt to gain strength or muscle. 2. (prop. n.) A man who did squats with so much weight, his ass exploded and his intestines followed. This man is also known as the brother of Goatse and the recently crowned king of the trinity.

See example by: Ultimate Gary. His example pwns every example in this mothafuckin' dictionary.

by Paulito Calientico August 23, 2003

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