the weather man

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.

"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura September 7, 2005

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Idaho Weather

Idaho Weather is weather that changes every 10 fucking minutes in one hour it will possibly go like this rain, snow, hail, sunny, rain, sunny. Unlike most states where the weather stays the same year round Idaho is Cold as fuck in the winter and hot as hell in the summer. Idaho weather has made a popular phrase in Idaho for visitors "hey welcome to idaho enjoy the weather?, just wait 10 minutes."

todays looking like a idaho weather day

by xasasas April 2, 2011

cormorant weather

Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.

"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"

by Ominous Silence March 16, 2013

Heather Weather

Partly cloudy with a slight chance of white girl wasted and early 2000's hip-hop.

"She's already had 3 Schmirnoff and Sprites."
"Ahhh, looks like we're in for Heather Weather tonight."

by Melissafox13 May 16, 2016

Oklahoma Weather

Afflicted with bipolar disorder. In a constant struggle for an even level, but just never able to stabilize like a normal region.

I love the Oklahoma landscape and the wonderful people of Oklahoma. But WTF with the Oklahoma Weather. It is 76 degrees today and three days ago it was -7 degrees.

by Italian Soda March 12, 2019

Warm weetabix

Warm weetabix is the correct way to eat the common English cereal weetabix. Many people say weetabix should be eaten cold, which offends me in many ways. Weetabix should be crumpled up into a microwavable bowl with a splash of milk, warmed up for 15 seconds. There, my friends, is the correct way to eat weetabix.

“You can’t eat weetabix cold, it has to be warm weetabix obviously.”

by HelloAkwardWorldByElla May 15, 2019