Garden Weasel 

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.

Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."

Garden Weasel by Croy33 March 9, 2017

rusty brown weasel 

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

rusty brown weasel by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016

sales weasel 

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

sales weasel by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004

Cheek Weasel

When a guy or girl is getting anal, the third person is trying to weasel in and lick the butthole of the guy or the girl that is getting fucked.

Wow dude, Phil totally cheek weaseled me while I was getting anal last night...

Cheek Weasel by RRohypnol December 7, 2012

Real Weasel 

Originally derived as a safe word for kinky sex, but has become synonymous with indicating seriousness during normal conversation.

"Real Weasel, I am actually coming over."

Real Weasel by phonicsthemonkey June 29, 2009

stella bin weasel 

Tho it may look like uncle Bulgaria, the Stella Bin Weasel is the opposite to a womble, it's a giver of rubbish not a taker.

Bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious Stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.

The bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty Stella bottles off the day before.

Contrary to popular belief the Stella Bin Weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
Rumours of people sighting the Stella Bin Weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.

The creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
In order to support its growing appetite for more Stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.

Edward: "Mam he's in our garden again!"

Mam: "Who is son????"

Edward: "Michael from over the road he's just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again."

Mam: Eddie go to door and tell him to fuck off and chase the Stella Bin weasel

stella bin weasel by duringthewar May 21, 2015

church weasel 

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

church weasel by Max Power March 31, 2005