wanker

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!

He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

cyber wanker

someone who loves to have sex on cam on the internet

Jeremy is a cyber wanker, he cant keep it in his pants, when his cam is on

by Brian Peterman July 10, 2003

wankers

A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.

"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"

by Frost March 12, 2004

wankered

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up

oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste

by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003

wankelitis

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.

Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.

by James Hacklander July 28, 2008

wankee

Person that someone thinks about while masturbating. People featured on thankyourwank.com as masturbation muses for other wankers visiting the website.

I always use thankyourwank.com to search and vote for my favourite wankees and thank them for the wanktastic times!

by WankMistress July 11, 2011

wakey head

The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.

Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!

If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.

by Jpizzel September 11, 2013