moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

Twit

A pregnant gold fish.

Them: You are such a twit!

You: Excuse me!? I am not a pregnant gold fish

by Sad and sassy February 10, 2019

twit

Another word for twat, used in mostly British and Irish context. it's the British word for "bitch" and "motherfucker", so next time you hop on discord or skype or whatever just call your friend a "twit"

Guy 1: I just found robbie's OF
Guy 2: Wow! what a twit!

by BobbyButBetter May 15, 2022

Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

Twit-Brain

It's a dictionary word for a itchiness and Scratchiness brain and as well as means a annoying or silly person

I'm scratching my Twit-Brain you walnut bozo

by Kostya The Wordmaker December 3, 2024

twit fit

This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.

You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.

by Savingtheangels June 26, 2010