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Tucker Carlson 

The process of "tuck"-ing your testicles behind you to form a bowtie, and farting out of your anus (serving as the mouth), mimicking an old -school Tucker Carlson.

However, as age sets in, and gravity takes over, the process looks more like a modern, regular necktied Tucker Carlson.
I just walked into the living room, bent over, and Tucker Carlsoned in front of the TV, while my dad was watching Fox, and he never even noticed the difference.
Tucker Carlson by B.E.P. January 11, 2022
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Tucker Carlson 

Something a Drag Queen does when getting ready.
Diva will be here shortly... all he needs to do is Tucker Carlson, then put on his stockings.
Tucker Carlson by djhaterade January 19, 2021

Tucker Max 

The ideal example of "the Man." The role model of every guy on earth.
Tucker Max fucked my girl friend, but i dont care he's Tucker Max.
Tucker Max by travlax April 22, 2009

tucker fucker upper 

tomato sauce, the sauce that seems to go on anything and just fucks it up.
mike: bro, pass the tucker fucker upper, these chips are too good.

john: this is a good pie, gimmie some of that tucker fucker upper

Geoff: man i just love christmas dinner, pass the tucker fucker upper would ya

tucker ace 

He is just the most amazing person alive. very reliable, and extremely sexy. everyone falls in love with him as soon as they meet him. never been full of himself and isnt aware of that everyone wants to be him. i love you bby.
whos that guy that everyone keeps staring at?? -- tucker ace.
tucker ace by kimberlyann. April 23, 2009

Tucker Carlson 

A so-called 'journalist' from FOX News who hates America.

See: Russian Asset
Tucker Carlson sucks rotten eggs imported straight from Russia.

Tucker' Carlson 

The act of a manipulating your genitalia in a fashion as to hide it. Like one would hide an adult man's embarrassing bow ties.
She used duct tape to Tucker' Carlson, because she was wearing a short skirt for Roger Ailes.
Tucker' Carlson by Factula March 16, 2021