Tampa Trombone

When the gentleman is on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion).

"Bro...my chick came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me a stellar Tampa Trombone. Nice...."

by Anne Rowanberry December 27, 2011

Tushka Trombone

When a large country girl with extreme flatulence performs oral on a shorter cowboy with small western boots on.

"Hey Austin, did big Lisa just give that runt a Tushka Trombone?"

by Methgator August 24, 2019

trombone

N. 1) A brass instrument with a slide mechanism rather than valves. This results in much greater freedom with articulation. It also produces a much freer tone quality, however, it does slightly inhabit playing at blazing speeds (though virtuosi such as Christian Lindberg have enough skill to play anything they wish). Also known as the greatest instrument ever. The trombone has the most vocal quality of any instrument, and is also exceptional at loud, brazen playing. Played by a trombonist.
2) A dildo.
V. To engage in sexual activity using a dildo (also abreviated "bone")

1) "Listen to that beautiful trombone playing!"
2) "Cree wanted to fuck his girl, but he was to small, the dude used a trombone!"
3) "my girl tromboned me last night and my ass is still sore.

by tromboner88 April 4, 2008

shiny trombone

during sex when a girl ejaculates and the guy pulls out and it's all shiny with cum

"Dude you should have seen this chick, she gave me the best shiny trombone ever"

by godsflesh January 20, 2008

Tromboning

a sexual act involving the buttocks

Tim: Let's get to Tromboning, Richard!
Richard: Oooh ahhh, you've done an excellent job. My arse is clean!

by Wanderlust316 September 8, 2016

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

Trombone

So basically the trombone is superior to everything else in any band. Pep, jazz, marching, or symphonic, it's just plain better. Its the best low brass instrument, it has a slide. Without the almighty trombone, a band wouldn't have good power, volume, and just wouldn't be the same. Unlike other instruments in the brass, it is loud, powerful, and just good. They give life meaning and the band director a will to live. They also hold up the entire band. In short, they're just plain awesome.

(This definition is TOTALLY unbiased)

Friend 1: "woah! That's a trombone, right?! It sounds so cool I can't imagine a band without it!"

Friend 2: "yeah I get hard when I hear it and the band director does too."

by ThatFatGuyWhosInUrClass December 4, 2017