2 definitions by ThatFatGuyWhosInUrClass

Canc

Literally ANYTHING bad. Can be used to describe anything bad, especially cancer. Literally, anything bad. Can be used as an adjective and/or a noun. Canc can be both a thing, (lung canc) and something to DESCRIBE it. If it is severe lung cancer, it would be canc lung canc. If you have a severe cold, you would have canc cold canc. You can shorten different canc diseases, such as lung canc becoming “lanc” and brain canc becoming “branc”.

“dude, jordan has such bad canc, i mean his canc is so INDESCRIBABLY bad, that he can’t even breathe right. it’s like his throat is half closed off from the canc. i mean that would explain his facial expressions when he’s doing, ya know, ANYTHING? He ate pizza out of the f*ing trash can. Not only is his canc completely indescribable, it is beyond any damn comprehension! i mean, he picks his ear like it’s full of worms, but honestly at this point that wouldn’t surprise me too much. I mean, can you blame him for picking his ear though? it’s probably because he can’t understand why his playing sounds so horrible. he shoved a water bottle DOWN HIS INSTRUMENT. he has the most severe case of canc i have ever witnessed.

by ThatFatGuyWhosInUrClass December 4, 2019

Trombone

So basically the trombone is superior to everything else in any band. Pep, jazz, marching, or symphonic, it's just plain better. Its the best low brass instrument, it has a slide. Without the almighty trombone, a band wouldn't have good power, volume, and just wouldn't be the same. Unlike other instruments in the brass, it is loud, powerful, and just good. They give life meaning and the band director a will to live. They also hold up the entire band. In short, they're just plain awesome.

(This definition is TOTALLY unbiased)

Friend 1: "woah! That's a trombone, right?! It sounds so cool I can't imagine a band without it!"

Friend 2: "yeah I get hard when I hear it and the band director does too."

by ThatFatGuyWhosInUrClass December 5, 2017