Ron Jeremy

He was the everyman, the chubby, not perfect, totally hairy, never embarrassed rock star with the massive wang that gave us normal men hope.

Him? He's not so terrible, he's the next Ron Jeremy as far as my sister's concerned. And she oughta know.

by jack blammer March 11, 2011

Uncle Ron

A nickname for politician Ron Paul.

I am voting for Uncle Ron for president.

by htric October 10, 2011

Ron Paul

A far right candidate for President in 2008. He believes that 95% of black men are criminals

Ron Paul believes that 95% of black men are criminals

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj September 06, 2007

Ron Paul

I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.

That bastard wouldn't let me in to vote for Ron Paul. Some bollocks about not being a US citizen.

by Lord Grimcock September 06, 2007

Ron Jeremy'ed

Spilling a liquid haphazardly, as if Ron Jeremy was shooting his load everywhere.

When I dropped my beer, it hit the floor, and Ron Jeremy'ed all over the new rug.

by "The Greasy Doctor" June 23, 2009

Ron Jeremy

Star who looks like Danny de Vito but has a much more active professional sex life.

Ron Jeremy. Megadong. Megabrains. Megabusiness. What else is there to say?

by Fearman November 29, 2007

J Ron

An insult to someone who inflates prices in a fashion of a lil bitch

Person: "Hey, you got those pencil eraser caps? Pretty sure they're 10 cents, right?"
Shopowner: "Nah, I be raising it to 12 cents B."
Person: "Hell naw you J Ron, go fuck a duck!"

by Borris Gamp October 08, 2018