tonking

The act of using unfair means to overtake another player's car whilst playing racing games. This can involve pushing them off the track or hitting them with weapons. In games such as Micro Machines it is possible to tonk someone with a frying pan.

"I only lost because Mike is a big tonking bastard!"

by Microphone February 7, 2006

Stop thinking with your clit

Just like how there’s a very common saying, stop thinking with your dick which is when guys make a decision based on their horniness in order to satisfy their dick without thinking about the consequences.

There’s stop thinking with your clit (short for clitoris) for girls when they make decisions based on their horniness in order to satisfy their vagina.

Why are you calling that guy ? Stop thinking with your clit Karen!

by iamsecretlybatman July 9, 2021

Critical Thinking

A term that's often mixed up with contrarianism, unfortunately. This can lead to people supporting evil beliefs and values just to look like a "critical thinker" when they are in fact no closer to a critical thinker than someone who blindly follows popular belief.

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to the boring beliefs of the NPCs surrounding me, I think that rape, torture, murder, and genocide are morally right and the age of consent should be abolished

Normal Person: No you stupid son of a bitch blindly going against popular belief isn't critical thinking. You're just as NPC-ish as the people you call NPCs. Contrarianism ≠ Critical Thinking

by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023

Tanking

Tanking Comes from MMORPGs That run off a Kill = Exp Style not a Hit = Exp.

A much stronger player would be inclined to First hit a monster and let themselves take Damage, While a Much lower level Attacks and Kills it, (i.e Gaining all the exp)

by Estania September 15, 2005

ticking time bomb

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb

hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed

by Frank The Tank1454 November 3, 2010

thinking bee

Thinking bee is being as dumb af like Berry Bee Benson. So if I were you I would not think bee.

Bee 1: Have you seen Berry he's jerking off, he must be thinking bee.

Bee 2: I totally agree.

by Berry Bee Benson January 30, 2017

woolly thinking

An underused word that a small percentage of the internet has grabbed ahold of and will use as a means to belittle others.

Predominantly written on mailing lists and discussion groups regarding technical issues, "woolly thinking" will frequently be used as a subtle way to say someone is thinking in an inferior way.

Unfortunate victims are seeking help and have a genuine desire to learn. "Wooly thinking" is a ruse phrase. The writers goal is to make a snide remark repeatedly in an effort to instill fear in those asking questions. It can also be used as a superiority complex reinforcement tactic.

Those using this phrase are technically competent, but socially inept. This is easy to prove as mailing list and discussion forum traffic goes down on holidays, though the use of the phrase "woolly thinking" increases. This often can be attributed to the writer long ago becoming "that guy", which no one wants around on the holidays.

Civilized people with good moral attributes don't feel the need to bestow their self proclaimed superiority on others by using a phrase most have no idea the definition of. Real men and women come out and call someone stupid if they are behaving stupid.

It is your woolly thinking that is causing your failure.

What is the real question, not the woolly thinking within your question?

by Saying what everyone thinks June 6, 2010