Fos-ro-dah therapy

1. The act of having someone dragon shout your asshole over and over until you feel iner peace
2. Havering your partner put there lips on your asshole and screaming the phrase; "Fos-Ro-Dah" over and over while fingering or giving you a hand job.

"Imneed iner peace"
"Have you tried Fos-Ro-Dah therapy?"

by Ukilledyourself October 18, 2013

retail therapy

the act of getting rid of stress by shopping

- I think I failed that math test!
- Me too!
- We should get retail therapy
- On it

by shoppah September 24, 2011

therapist

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom

my therapist just told me I was normal.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

Therapissed

being rly mad at a therapist.

therapist: bob, you dont seem to to be happy with me right now.

bob: ur right. im not happy. im therapissed!

by meowmix26 July 31, 2011

Bonghalation Therapy

To calm one's nerves with a bong.

"Dude!...I'm stressing!...It's time for bonghalation therapy!"

by Lord Blasto February 23, 2008

yahoo therapy

Someone who deals with their problems by asking the world on Yahoo Answers on a regular basis instead of going to a therapist or their friends/family, either because they have too many problems for them, don't want to pay, or have no life. People who do this probably kill themselves eventually anyways.

Jake has too many problems for therapists and his family/friends, so he does yahoo therapy once a day on Yahoo Answers to get through them on a daily basis

by gonorrheeea December 14, 2010

Global sex therapy

Common sex therapy is only for help with sexual problems but global ex therapy is for all kinds of help with mental problems such as anxiety,nervousness,loss of self esteem,and some times social phobia ect.
In places where prostitution is legal they can get a prostitute to help with sex if she goes through a small training course and health exam and they have people on staff that have been trained to give sex in this context.
The word global in global sex therapy means it is used for all types of mental health treatment and not just sexual.

Kathy works in global sex therapy.

by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010