Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.

" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "

by Killallfurries42069 October 14, 2023

The Sponge Lord

A sponge who is the lord of all including you

"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"

by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021

Sponge-lips

Noun: A derogatory term for one who licks their lips in military formation.

Suck it up Sponge-lips.

by recovering sponge-lips August 25, 2016

cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

by CQJB November 8, 2008

Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

by None Of Yo Business June 6, 2014

cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

by pylick November 6, 2004

drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

by yomommafool May 1, 2018