Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.

Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.

by Ghost and pringles December 03, 2018

Orange Raccoon

Donald Trump

Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon

by ~yours truley~ the reach beach July 31, 2020

Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.

"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.

by Lil Grindr March 08, 2018

national raccoon day

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity

national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.

by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 04, 2023

loot raccoon

Used in gaming to describe a person obsessed with loot & shoot games and the general pursuit of gathering a worthy mass of loot and bounty to either gear up their character or just hoard cool things.

Ryan is a total loot raccoon, he just can't help himself...

by Timethor March 10, 2019

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023