Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

An indestructable homacidal monster which is immortal and if you encounter one you should just take the easy way out and blow your brains out in front of your family

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.

A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon