Hit the Quan 

When you go to Vietnam and hit a guy whose name is Quan.

My friends try to Hit the Quan by using a car and hit me.

Hit the Quan by quan267 February 2, 2016

the queen 

a lady who 'rules England' because of her great great great grandma + so on.

sex pistols got what she was like in one- listen to God Save The queen.

"God Save The queen- she aint no human being.
Cos tourists are money!" Sang by Sex Pistols, describes her perfectly!

the queen by Indie__ April 14, 2006

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that contains every word in the alphabet. When selecting a font in Windows, Microsoft uses it so you can see every example of a letter being used instead of using ABCDEFG... they use The quick brown fox jumpes over the lazy dog.

I'm going to check out a new font I installed on Windows. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog". Oh, that's how the font looks like on each letter.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog by rafflez March 9, 2010

The Quirky Jewish Boy

When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.

The guy has to shit, so he did the Quirky Jewish Boy.

The Quirky Jewish Boy by Pedestrian Hit by brick shit April 11, 2010

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Sacking the Quarterback

Jerking off whilst looking in the mirror.

"Bobby was found Sacking the Quarterback in the boys locker room."

"I found that mother fucker Sacking the Quarterback in my parents bedroom."

Sacking the Quarterback by Timmy McGuire April 6, 2014

The quiet kid 

Everybody cool til' he pull out an Ak47 to yo fuckin face

Kid 1: hey, that kid looks like he's smokin crack.
Kid 2: Lets buy a roll
Kid 1: ok
Kid 2: OH FUCK ITS THE QUIET KID
Kid 2: HE'S GOT A FUCKING AK47
Kid 1: FUCKING RUN PEOPLE

The quiet kid by Get Nae-Naed asshole February 2, 2021