Retail management

A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.

I used to fell things before I started retail management

by j.dinnen February 26, 2021

crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.

Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.

by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015

Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.

You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.

by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015

pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.

Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.

by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019

manage-ize

people tryna boss you around with your permission

quit tryna manage-ize everything i do

by xoxo._. January 20, 2022

Pussy Management

When a guy carries around a girl as if she were a bowling ball, with two fingers in the pussy and his thumb in her asshole.

Jack had to display his pussy management when Jill misbehaved.

by Chogdore September 3, 2013

Production Manager

Someone who doesn't have a life and is emotionally involved with the company. He has a secret crush with the plant manager and the company owner. He will do anything for them even if it means neglecting his own family. The production manager has a distorted sense of power. A production manager talks badly to other employees about other managers. The production manager likes to humiliate lower level employees to put them in their place.

All of the dirty, stinky employees out on the floor hate the production manager and wish he would quit.

by maggie0285 April 16, 2017