When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
Get the Self Hoovermug. A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
Get the Hoover middle schoolmug. Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023
Get the Wet Hoovermug. by Lmaster November 20, 2020
Get the Lincoln Hoovermug. When a man busts a nut inside a woman, then goes down and sucks his cum out of her pussy and kisses her filling her mouth with his load.
by Sonic22 December 20, 2020
Get the The Hoovermug. To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
Get the Hoovermug. A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”
by TreacleJC April 11, 2019
Get the Hoover Queenmug.