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blitz

Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.
"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."
by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016
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Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback
I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.
by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019
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Blitz

Move so fast that someone or something can not perceive or react to you
He got blitzed by his punch
by Punktesla October 22, 2022
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Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
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Blitz

She bad asl bro , I'm bouta blitz.
by Big G from the Bronx March 29, 2017
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Blitz

To apply pressure to a person you are attracted to. Florida term
John: Yo she look mad good
Joe: You finna blitz?
John: Yeah I’m finna blitz the fuck out of that
by Okcfan7 May 11, 2025
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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