Skype Test Call

Everybody's best friend. She always picks up when you call her on Skype and she can be a bit quiet in text chats, but you know you love her.

Skype Test Call: After the beep, please record a message.
Bob: Omigodz. Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call: Omigodz! Carsilly is a Seb!

by Jacksonnn August 26, 2008

Crash Test Dummy

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.

Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.

by EmichG September 7, 2007

testemorph

Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.

After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

Star Test

Standardized Testing and Reporting (Star)
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring

Californian1: Man we gotta take the star test next week

Californian2: F**k srsly!!!??? Ahhhahahah

Random Smart Ass: Well its better than running miles or math finals!!

Mr. Smart Ass gets beat up da bay way by the entire hood

by bayfish May 6, 2008

Surprise test

A test that a teacher gives you because she hates you and wants you to suffer

Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.

by Tyler Falen April 10, 2015

Test Drive

testing a girl or guy in sex performance before you want to commit to them.

Dude I don't think I'm going to fuck Becky again she wasn't good in her test drive.

by Jonathan Gallagher January 21, 2010