Cobby Swabbled

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021

Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”

by ermsunderscore April 24, 2024

Butt swabbery

Instead of ass kissing this is the next level

The were trying to kiss her ass but it almost seems like the were committing butt swabbery

by Last Living Confederate December 5, 2024

pissbuttbaby swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.

My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.

by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025

Cobb swabbler

Pirate slang for a "cock sucker"

Argh look at that cobb swabbler on the deck with another cock in his mouth.

by Pirate Steve1930 May 23, 2025

Hoot'n'Stabby

A frivolous and fun activity that accidentally turns violent.

They were playfighting with their swords but it turned into a Hoot'n'Stabby, it was fun until Doug needed to get seventeen stitches!

by crab lady April 12, 2023

Eligh's scabby elbows

Eligh Martin's scabby, crusty, dry, manky fucking elbows. so dry and crusty they could sand away your skin

OWWWW! FUCK! Eligh's scabby elbows touched me and sanded my arm off!

by Chocolate licked March 24, 2024

the concrete wabble swabble

when you slam your cock onto wet concrete and it creates the imprint of your cock onto it, where you then cum into the mold made by your own cock and girl sits on the combination of wet concrete and semen to become impregnated.

me: me and my girl did the concrete wabble swabble

by sweraq January 23, 2026