stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

stretchingly realistic by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010

Board Stretcher

This is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman's truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. It only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the FNG.

Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."

Hector: "What's it look like?"

Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."

Board Stretcher by auriuman April 4, 2011

stretcha 

a female known for keeping any parts of her body with a hole in it open to the male public.

Anybody seen Tish, naw we aint seen no strethas today!

stretcha by B. Hawk September 12, 2003

Samuel Strecha 

Samuel Strecha (Salvatore Phoenix) is a personality from Central Europe often pretending to be a human being. His actions are abstract and so is his existence. Incomprehensible creature.

“Hi, are the Samuel Strecha??”
“Vymy slki daa podla mna.”
“Wow.”

Samuel Strecha by ERIX_ March 24, 2021

stretched lobes

Stretched Lobes are ear lobes stretched beyond the "normal" size of 18g. The incorrect term for the stretching process is "Gauging"; the jewelry are certain Gauges (For example, 2g is 1/4".) The origins of this process go back to tribes in Africa, Asia, and even some in early America.

Frequently asked questions about this are:
“Does it hurt?”
It really shouldn’t. If you stretch slowly and only one size at a time (waiting till it is healed) it shouldn’t be more than a slight discomfort for a few seconds.

“How big will I stretch before it won’t go back to normal?”
On average, 2g

“What comes after 00/000?”
Refer to the chart:
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Gauge Inches Millimeters
16ga 1.3mm
14ga 1.6mm
12ga 2.0mm
10ga 2.5mm
8ga 3.2mm
6ga 4.1mm
4ga 5.1mm
2ga 1/4" 6.3mm
0ga 5/16" 7.9mm
00ga 3/8" 9.5mm
000ga 7/16" 11.1mm
1/2" 12.7mm
9/16" 14.2mm
5/8" 15.8mm
11/16" 17.4mm
3/4" 19.0mm
13/16" 20.6mm
7/8" 22.2mm
15/16" 23.8mm
1" 25.4mm

“How big can I go?”
Depends on the size of your lobes, how thick, and how well you stretch. There are people currently here in America with lobes over 3 inches.

“Why do it?”
Personal choice, everyone’s different.

For more information on “Stretching Lobes” you can refer to www.BMEzine.com.

For examples of Stretched lobes check out the picture section

stretched lobes by Holly Noel April 14, 2006

cunt stretcher 

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

cunt stretcher by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

stretched too thin 

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them

I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club

stretched too thin by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006