sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

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Sextile

To drive away your college roommate so that you can take sexy pictures for your long-distance significant other.

Sorry bro but i'm gonna have to sextile you, bae is getting horny and I need to send her some sexy pics

by Poopydiharrea123 August 11, 2016

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One who stalks through text messages. These stexters will text you every 3 or 4 minutes asking "What u doin'" or "We should hang". If they do not receive a response they will wait 6 minutes before texting you again, "Do u hate me?".

I couldn't get any sleep last night, Joey was being a total stexter! He sent me 31 texts in 10 minutes!

by Merany August 7, 2007

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Sextastic

To be very sexy like.

That girl at the party was sextastic!

by Bobby Henningsen March 31, 2009

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sextar

A guitar that emits an aura of sex, commonly characterized by but not limited to bright colors and smooth curves. When the sextar is combined with a wah-wah pedal additional stimulation can be achieved.

Prince
The girls in a Robert Palmer video
Jimi Hendrix humps a guitar, therefore instantly turning it into a sextar.

by Tony and the Tan Lines January 31, 2014

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