Status Quo Bro 

A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.

These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!

Status Quo Bro by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016

status bro 

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.

"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

status bro by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020

Status Sniper 

On Face Book, one who posts an offensive status, then immediately logs off, so as to not have to face up to his or her imflamatory jabs.

"Dan's status on Face Book says, 'Dan thinks Republicans are a-holes'then logged off so I can't call him out on IM. What a freakin' status sniper!"

Status Sniper by T-veezle March 2, 2009

STATUS QUO 

An all black dance crew from "America's Best Dance Crew".

Boy: Did you watch "Amercia's Best Dance Crew" last night.
Girl: Yeah, I think Status Quo is the best crew and E-knock is so sexy.

STATUS QUO by RayRay Blank March 13, 2008

Status Attack 

A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.

Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?

Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.

Status Attack by Pavelboca June 4, 2009

status block 

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

status block by jelani913 June 17, 2009

Status Block 

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

Status Block by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010