the squibbler

A male friend who is constantly out of money even though they boast of family riches. The squibbler usually lives in a dark messy place and lives of loans from friends. As low as they go they still find ways to make them seem better than the rest, never fall int othe trap of the squibbler

Friend-Hey mate what have you been up to?

The squibbler- Well i went overseas for a few months, look at all my new clothes!

Friend- so you can give me my $10 dollars you owe me then..?

Friend- where the fuck did he go???

by Douglo_dman August 30, 2011

squid

In surfing or skateboarding, an inexperienced person, a newbie, a beginner.

That squid can't even ollie.

by pseudonym2373 October 25, 2008

Squick

Fanfiction/Fandom term. A pairing or situation that one finds utterly repulsive.

Kiddy porn squicks me in the worst way.

by Aika November 8, 2003

squid hat

a condom, sheath, tally-whacker wrapper, something you should use.

girl: my vagina itches...
friend: did your boyfriend forget to use a squid hat?!?!??

by anonymooosen February 17, 2008

Squid Rampant

A heraldic device symbolising sexual potency, an erect penis.

After several bottles of Spanish wine, the professor found that a squid rampant was a brave thing to aspire to.

by George Vespe May 1, 2008

squickly

simple and quick

Your problem can be solved squickly.

by goyal_pooja May 23, 2010

Squibidyflop

A penis that does not become erect, however still ejaculates when aroused to a certain level depending on the male's sexual tendency.

Dude, that guy has a squibidyflop.

by YourMumCSG September 7, 2010