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Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.
Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.
by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024
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squalch

to squelch and hold
i totally got squalched
by berry potter April 30, 2024
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squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.
Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
by squidelish June 16, 2024
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Squanch

Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH
by A. Covington June 12, 2025
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Squancho

Is the fat roll that is located between her Va-Jay-Jay and bellybutton.
Man, did you see the squancho on that heifer?
by Woodhippie December 31, 2025
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fuck squach

When you leave an orgy early without telling anyone where you're going
Oh hey he's leaving, there goes fuck squach
by Papa dongus April 19, 2018
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Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
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