Damage-sponge

An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.

In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022

sponge bobber

stupid IDIOT show for BABIES that only TODDLERS would ENJOY.

i hate SPONGE BOBBER!!!

by smart smella April 18, 2022

The Sponge Lord

A sponge who is the lord of all including you

"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"

by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021

cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

by CQJB November 8, 2008

Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

by None Of Yo Business June 6, 2014

cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

by pylick November 6, 2004

nob sponge

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.

man i had a nice nob sponge last nite

by branflakes December 20, 2006