splatmonkey

a really dirty bitch. in other terms (old dried up cum in between her pussy lips.)

that chick is a splatmonkey.

by blacksheep July 10, 2003

ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008

Boston splatter

When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.

Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"

by professor buttons February 20, 2009

slaptop

Slang for a laptop computer with hella good slaps on it. This is the laptop that you use when throwing a party at the crib. Slaps+laptop=slaptop

Lets put on some music!
Sure, let me hook up my slaptop

by valleydro October 27, 2011

Splatoon Porn

Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16

Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better

by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018

the splat

slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.

Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat


Jake: dude, i'm eating.

by drivingat30_sue January 13, 2009

whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.

Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush

by ebuygum April 24, 2009