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Spaghetti surprise

When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.
I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!
by McQuiver February 6, 2010
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spaghetti shits

spaghetti shits are when the genital warts in your asshole grow to be so big that your shit comes out like the pla-do spaghetti factory.
its time to get my warts frozen off again . . . i had the spaghetti shits this morning.
by chuck duece August 1, 2010
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spaghetti body

This word describes a boy whos body resembles 5 cooked spaghetti noodles in the shape of a normal human boy. (Can be shortened to spaghetti bod.)
by Biggerboy May 28, 2016
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Spaghetti blowjob

Where you get a plate of spaghetti and put the noodles around the mans penis. The girl then puts spaghetti sauce on the mans balls. And she/he sucks all the mess off
Elijah:Chill my balls are sensitive

Aiden :This is a spaghetti blowjob, don’t complain bitch
by Big Daddy UGH February 27, 2019
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Spaghetti Ho

(1) A girl who doesn't know she's bisexual until she hooks up with a girl. OR (2) When the striker knocks a ball into the left side pocket of a slappy-ball table, thus blocking any shots of redemption...R.O.N.
(1) Spaghetti Hoes appear on "Maury", like Jilian, and think that they like doodes, until they get it on with a fly hunny (2) Oh Shit, Ned, you get a point b/c i have no shot of redemption after that spaghetti ho!
by Ned & Carmen February 6, 2006
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Spaghetti & Meatball

When two individuals are side by side, one tall, slim, and slender and the other the total opposite, vertically challenged and overweight.
"look at those two walking together, they look like a spaghetti & meatball"
by "ode" February 17, 2006
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Spaghetti Bender

Slang term for an Italian like the N word for a black person
by 2canparty November 22, 2016
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