slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.

"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"

by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013

slit town

harmful ext group who targets everyone
no one is safe and you might be next
founded by XV and LURK 764 now owned by Kiryu and big dick pigeon catcher and pedo zes

They Slit Town till I bleed out

by svn777 May 30, 2024

Slit

Slightly lit

I’m not drunk I’m slit.

by mrsnorty September 30, 2021

Slit Show

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all females that includes sexual overtones.

n. A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of chaos and only involving women

"Hey Tracy , this party is such a slit show, why is there only women here?"

The project was a total slit show from the beginning, because there were only women involved

by rockman4200! September 5, 2025

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit

A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning

by Murffyzlaw January 7, 2025