skeet

To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.

Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.

by yodobo March 8, 2004

Skeeter

A small, bloodsucking insect such as a mosquito.

Hank, watch out for them dang old skeeters, they itch like a bitch when they gitcha.

by Gallitar December 5, 2004

skeet allergy

a) An allergic reaction to cum.

b) A resistance to receive a cumshot.

c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian.

My girlfriend won't let me cum on her tits. It's like she has a skeet allergy or something.

That girl looks like a dike - she must have a skeet allergy.

by cw3 March 28, 2008

skeet

To bust a nut, or cum all over the place.

please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your ass like that, it just happend.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Skeet taste

A unit of measure for drank, is roughly the same amount as one full skeet ejaculation. Can be used to mean a small taste of anything. Native word to Houston and surrounding area.

1. To make Purple Sprite: Add a skeet taste of drank to one can of sprite, and mix in a styrofoam cup.
2. "You want some drank?"..."Gimme a lil skeet taste."

by dustywayne99 January 28, 2014

mc skeet

the white sauce u get in ur mc chicken burger that hasnt bn wrapped properly and is dripping so wen u take a bite it ends up on ur mouth, face n chin

Dude, thats nasty! wipe ur mouth it looks like ronald mcdonald mc skeeted on ur face!!

by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009

Geek Skeet

When a boy ejaculates from simple physical interraction or an early stage of sex. "Geek" because a geek/nerd would ejaculate off of simple sexual play from a female because he isn't used to getting action, and "Skeet" which is slang for ejaculating.

Lali:All I had to do was suck on his neck, and dude geek skeeted everywhere!
Brittany:Man that's messed up..

Shawn:I'm experienced, trust me.
Daniela:Yeah, yeah..whatever. We'll see when you geek skeet.

by Lah From Brew-City (= June 2, 2009