The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.

I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.

by AKsteve April 28, 2011

Roller-Coaster Situation

Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.

Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night

Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.

Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation

by Urban_Wurd June 16, 2011

Spicy noodle situation

A situation in which a person grows unwanted affection for someone when they it's bad for them

Increasing love for somebody who you know is toxic for your mental health

- a spicy noodle situation

by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018

Caleb Radford situation

A relationship with to heavy of commitment by one side and it not lasting more than 2 weeks

That relationship was a Caleb Radford situation

by Thomas5907 May 18, 2019

nonchalant in most situations

Most notorious doxxer out there, wouldn't mess with the dude.

''Dont make me pull a nonchalant in most situations on you"

by AAMMUU June 3, 2023

red exhaust situation

The idiosyncratic desire of an owner of an expensive yacht or motorboat who deems a certain, although often trivial, point to be very important.

A 'red exhaust situation' means that it matters to the owner even if you might think it pointless or ridiculous.

The Riva Aquarama, the most iconic speedboat ever made has red painted exhaust outlets but the paint gets easily blown off due to the chromed surface. The owner of a Riva Aquarama will often insist that the exhausts are red. Hence a 'red exhaust situation'

by vanderhoff May 25, 2012

Nose Bung Situation

The inadvertent act of finding your nose in someones ass while in the 69 position.

As we managed the 69 position I inhaled to find I was in a Nose Bung Situation. It was then I thought maybe it was not a good idea to get this intimate your first time out with someone you just met in a bar. Then again, did I wipe thoroughly.

by Mongojustapawn October 26, 2012