shmuck

a very large infected penis

I would'nt suck that shmuck

by tiana fata October 9, 2003

shmutzypoof

A cigarette with half of the tobacco taken out, which is then filled with marijuana.

Hey man let's go smoke a shmutzypoof.
Yo this shmutzypoof hits hard dude.

by Philoneous October 25, 2010

Shmuck

In the language of totally random people, shmuck is a happy term for an uber happy psychotic cool person and is not related AT ALL to any part of the penis in this random language. =
Often used with their nationality as an adjective

Person1: Hey my Dutch shmuck
Person2: Hello my little Irish shmuck!!

by Squiggles =] December 5, 2007

shmotchkiss

shmotchkiss (shmôch'kis)- noun

1. a pity excuse for a T-shirt slogan used by the Class Committee for fear of coming up with any funny joke that resembles decency.
2. Dr. Seuss rhyme.
(see embarrassment)

Class Committee:
"Hey check out this new slogan for Hotchkiss Day: 'Hotchkiss Shmotchkiss!'"

Upper Mid:
"That kinda sucks..."

by Nicolas Hurt November 24, 2007

rape and shmate

when you are teamed up and ready to beat the shit out of a vagina or person

"yo garrett collins lets rape and shmate" "alright samuel ryan the coolest kid in the world!"

by mcswaggy October 1, 2012

schmutzy

smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.

Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!

Guy:You know it hoe.

by whodoyouthink January 7, 2009

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit

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REPEAT

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by Shane JacobJinglehighmer Shmit September 22, 2011